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AUGUST FOYEURISM: TEKKEN [Jul. 31st, 2011|09:38 pm]
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The Foyeurism finally returns with all the grammatical errors you've grown to love (Damn you commas!) as my brain gets punch drunk trying to make sense of two new movies based on the video game TEKKEN. The lunacy of one made me smile. The other made me want to give it a 42 hit combo.

AUGUST FOYEURISM: TEKKEN
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From: mistermunshun.blogspot.com
2011-08-02 06:21 am (UTC)

The King of Fighters

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Come now, Foywonder. You can never back down from writing up a Foyeurism on a movie starring Sean 'Never Back Down' Faris. After all, the only way to back down from reviewing is to never back down. So don't back down from a review of The King of Fighters. One of the few audience reviews for this piece of trash implies it's worse than Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. Can that be? We can only know if you never back down!
[User Picture]From: foywonder
2011-08-02 09:09 am (UTC)

Re: The King of Fighters

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Just take my review of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, change the title to The King of Fighters, and everything I say in the review would still apply except for the inclusion of the line "They wear magic Bluetooth headsets that somehow transports them into an alternate dimension comprised of sets from early 1980's MTV rock videos where they psychically kung fu fight each other."