With July being a month associated with a holiday famous for fireworks and explosions, what better month to spot light two made-for-television disaster flicks loaded with fireworks and explosions. There was going to be a third review but I had to call time. One unleashes hell from below; the other brings death from above. One is absolutely ridiculous; the other has its moments of absurdity but makes the mistake of being two-hours too long. One will soon premiere on the Sci-Fi Channel; the other, shockingly, was not made for the Sci-Fi Channel but I'd be willing to bet you a shiny new bicycle it will be making the rounds on that channel sooner rather than later.

FIRE FROM BELOW pits Kevin Sorbo as a geologist (Stop laughing!) trying to prevent a lithium cataclysm. Brace yourselves for epic incinerations.

IMPACT stars the girl from SPECIES and the guy from JAG as scientists trying to figure out a way to save the Earth as the moon threatens to crash into us. Kiss gravity goodbye.

Will Earth survive either disastrophe? Will James Cromwell survive this Foyeurism? Only one way to find out.

JULY FOYEURISM: THE DISASTER WILL BE TELEVISED