A few hours early but who cares? To paraphrase Steve Martin in The Jerk, "The new Foycast is here! The new Foycast is here!"

How long has it been since the last edition of the Foycast? Too long. Wait no more. What better way to celebrate the Fourth of July than by listening to FOYCAST 4: THE FOYTH OF JULY!

For over an hour yours truly and my partner-in-internet audio-crime Uncle Creepy wax poetic about a wide range of topics: why it's taken so long to get around to another doing another installment of the Foycast, funny tales of my days as a casino employee, the remakes of PROM NIGHT and ONE MISSED CALL, unexpected fallout from my review of THE 13TH ALLEY (just wait until you hear this story), the ordeal I went through just to see that movie in the first place, the addictiveness of playing Uno on Xbox Live, Johnny Butane's oriental fashion sense, certain "classic" movies airing on TCM and AMC, Creepy declaring his love for a little seen zombie flick called THE CHILLING, my attempt to explain the kooky badness of an equally little seen slasher flick called FREEWAY MANAIC and swapping stories about the horror that is Waffle House.

Plus, as an extra added bonus you'll get my dramatic recounting of the motion picture NEVER BACK DOWN, my singing debut, an amazing tale about my ties to an upcoming Sci-Fi Channel original movie, and MASTER CONTROL~!

No more asking when's the new Foycast is coming. It's here! Click the link below and get listening!

FOYCAST 4: THE FOYTH OF JULY

And happy Foyth of July!

Oh, and if you're wondering about the July Foyeurism, look for it Monday. It's going to be a good one.