Has a new slasher movie ascended to the lofty heights to rank amongst the worst movies ever made? If so, then why was I laughing out loud so much in the theater? And were any of you even aware that a new slasher movie set in a bowling alley starring "Lewis" from REVENGE OF THE NERDS and Lorenzo Lamas' daughter even opened in (only 72) theaters this past Friday and grossed less money than the concession stand.

The movie you've probably never heard of and is probably already out of theaters by the time you read this is entitled THE 13TH ALLEY and it truly is one for the ages. Don't believe me? Just trackdown the only other guy who was in the theater with me who hastily exited after less than a half hour. Just wait until you hear about this all-time bad movie. Here's the link to my "ONE BILLION KNIVES!" Dread Central review of THE 13TH ALLEY.

THE 13TH ALLEY REVIEW

And for extra added insentive I've included the film's short trailer below. Be sure to take a gander at the psycho killer's positively goofy-looking executioner's mask.