You know the old saying, "Careful what you wish for?" Some of the readers of Dread Central (and some of you as well) apparently wished for a special edition of Dinner For Fiends consisting entirely of me rambling about movies good and bad - mostly bad. Well, you got it: the first ever Foycast! God help us all.

A few days before Christmas, myself and special Dread Central guest co-host "Uncle Creepy" recorded the very first ever "FoyCast". When you're suffering from a cold, have had very little sleep for the past two days, and are hopped up on an energy drink - what better time to record a podcast? That can certainly make things all the more interesting. For example, like when you have an entire introduction planned out in your head and then the moment you begin recording you forget everything you'd plan to say and just start raving like a lunatic instead. Thankfully, the soothing melodies of the greatest movie theme song of all time helped calm me down enough to bring you this very special podcast.

I spent just over an hour talking about how I got into the whole Internet movie reviewing thing, why I subject myself to bad movies, clearing up a few misconceptions some people seem to have about my viewing habits, running down my annual top 10 list of the worst direct-to-DVD horror movies of 2007, and whatever else was going through my mind at the time (much of which I've already forgotten), before wrapping it all up by telling everyone about one of the greatest "so bad it's good" movies you'll probably never see but you should.

All the while, for added comic effect, poor Uncle Creepy is forbidden from being his usual foul-mouthed self under penalty of severe cinematic punishment. Unfortunately, there's still a little salty language - just nowhere near as much as is usually the case when he's around.

Also on the unfortunate side, there's about a five-minute stretch where there's some minor audio problems due to my phone - unbeknownst to me as we were recording - starting to die out. You'll notice an annoying crackle in my voice for a couple minutes. It doesn't last long though and it's more a minor nuisance than a series detriment to your listening pleasure.

Hope you all enjoy this first ever edition of The Foycast!

Download the first show from the link below and remember; "Be careful what you wish for!"

THE FOYCAST MP3 LINK